When the first astronauts landed on Uranus, they were astounded by the sight of a giant ghost butt looming in the sky. The butt was so large, it filled up the entire horizon. The astronauts were curious about its origins, so they decided to investigate.
As they got closer, they realized that the butt was made up of thousands of ghosts, each one with a unique butt shape. The astronauts were disturbed by the sight of so many ghosts, but they were even more disturbed by the giant ghost butt.
They tried to fly away, but the butt was too powerful. It captured them in its grasp and sucked them into its infinite depths. Now, the astronauts are stuck in the butt forever, and they will never escape its grasp.